This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

To Los Gatos Streamer Netflix: DEAR MR. I’M- TOO-GOOD-TO-RENEW-OR-ORDER-MORE-MARVEL-SERIES, THIS’LL BE THE LAST MONTHLY PAYMENT OF $11.99 I EVER SEND YOUR ASS.

That’s the official story, but after he was deemed ineligible for college baseball, he tried out again for the Cubs, but failed a drug test. Commissioner Selig kept it quiet as to not ruin the feel good story.

oh no doubt. it’s easily the funniest thing Disney’s ever put out and it’s remarkable it came out as strong a movie as it did considering its production history. i’d even say it’s been one of the best uses of Spade’s talent

Bring back Showbiz Show with David Spade! I loved that show!

You should be very proud, Guy Ritchie, you, uh, you got a beautiful home here.

Will Smith really blue himself

[FARTS]

[FARTS]

-- The AV Club

Canseco learned the truth when his good friend Ozzie Smith finally returned from that alternate dimension where he spent the past 27 years.

In other news, Steve Sax killed a lot of people in New York.

How about... Catman.. Oh and Cheshire... And Rag Doll... Maybe Scandal Savage. I guess Deadshot and some random parademon can come to? Oh, and they could maybe change the name a little bit? Stealthy Six sounds like a good name.

And the quick follow-up, “I’msureit’sstillgoodthough.”

Another 8 hrs of complaining about Anita Sarkisian for no reason.

Yeah, the last things games need are more fragmentation and more oafish corporate giants swooping in trying to make a buck. More than enough of both already, thanks Mac...

Low hanging fruit.....but absolutely obligatory.

It shoots through schools.

I can’t make this up... Here’s what the order was called when I bought it.

I can’t make this up... Here’s what the order was called when I bought it.