they didn’t take him into the crypts because he’d be like “the cold fog is coming. also jon’s about to draw his sword. now arya. i knew all of this before it happened.”

the HOTTEST white walker dancers at CLUB WILDLING!!!

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE LAB RATS?!?!?

why don’t they get people we’ve actually heard of?

i mean, who is Maroon 5?

(this time we are looking for sex stories)

+1000 sandwiches

the correct answer is Pearl Jam’s “Ten”

Know what I mean?
Should I see a doctor about this?
What smells?
Did you hear something?

[FARTS]

Who are you?
Where do I know you from?
You know who I like? That Tom Hanks. Do you like him?

How long can you watch a Dr. Pimple Popper video before vomiting?

(again: not looking for sex stories)

ooh, that’ll be good when they interview Lin Manuel Miranda

do you call them “hamburgers” or “steamed hams?”

a/s/l?
any nudes?
wanna cyber?
do u play doom?
r u local?

I have a pair of these. Highly recommend for when you’re out and about, or if you’re like me and like to have headphones on at the office but people insist on talking to you, even though you’re obviously wearing headphones.

I have a pair of these. Highly recommend for when you’re out and about, or if you’re like me and like to have…

you can verify this with your elder family members and friends. back in ye olde chatroom days, whenever a user posted something that even causally suggested they were attractive or they weren’t very clothed, the rest of the room would reply “a/s/l?” along with “pics?” a/s/l is “age/sex/location”

wait...Star Wars isn’t for adults? so what do you call all these collectible figurines I have? toys?!?!?

a/s/l?

“I hope you both enjoy your continued relations, as I know this news won’t stop you.”