he’s the real man without a face - they’ve been implying it all along!!

PLAY GIN & JUICE!!!

A Silent Place 

Cabo Wabo employees

“WHY DO YOU KEEP MEMORIALIZING THAT NAME?!?!?!?”

what the Frigga you guys talking about?

“He did, but he was mind controlled.”
--Marvel 1/3/2020

just think of what they can do now that the “hats and scarves” budget is freed up!

show me on the doll where the movie hurt your childhood

Say what you will about ep.8, but that purple hair is a good look for her

Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past!

FWIW, I think the internet is magic, and it scares me a lot!

“no kidding”

interchanges like this are what i miss about the AV Club pre-kinja

“A girl was hungry and needed to fill up her vehicle”

now say “moose and squirrel” 

“Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said ‘No Wheezin the Ju........................................................uice’ buuuuuuudy?”