Jeff Dunham

they were talking about Heimdall

my first tv crush was Cheetara from ThunderCats.

stinkin muties!

i mean, his breath has to be just rancid, walking around with his mouth agape all the time

Ooh, piece of candy...

Carson had the best fart jokes!

i love NoHo Hank. there’s one scene where he texts Barry that Goran wants to see him, then the next text is a Bitmoji that looks just like Hank shrugging his shoulders. kills me.

DR4 is such a fun mindless slasher/beat-em-up. I think Capcom suffers from the same problems as Bandai Namco: they’ve lost the touch on marketing games in the US. A country obsessed with The Walking Dead should be doubly shelling out for well-produced zombie games.

Weezer Continues Cover Streak with Eminem’s “My Name Is...”

“...but I don’t WANNA be their huckleberry! I’m not gonna do it!”

COME ON...let’s get nuts!

because he really should be saying “YASSSS”

could you have picked a better photo for Jon Snow up there? he looks like he’s in mid-fart

*takes off shirt*

Yeah, gettin some of that mermaid puss!

plus she got that big elasti-booty!

“but that will take me downtown!”

so this is what we’d call “Dad Rap” now, right? like, he can flow, but his lyrics suck, and the only people liking it are the same people who liked it 20 years ago when it was hot

you know, I always wondered how Homer got back from the Erotic Cakes store