interchanges like this are what i miss about the AV Club pre-kinja

“A girl was hungry and needed to fill up her vehicle”

now say “moose and squirrel” 

“Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said ‘No Wheezin the Ju........................................................uice’ buuuuuuudy?”

Jeff Dunham

they were talking about Heimdall

my first tv crush was Cheetara from ThunderCats.

stinkin muties!

i mean, his breath has to be just rancid, walking around with his mouth agape all the time

Ooh, piece of candy...

Carson had the best fart jokes!

i love NoHo Hank. there’s one scene where he texts Barry that Goran wants to see him, then the next text is a Bitmoji that looks just like Hank shrugging his shoulders. kills me.

DR4 is such a fun mindless slasher/beat-em-up. I think Capcom suffers from the same problems as Bandai Namco: they’ve lost the touch on marketing games in the US. A country obsessed with The Walking Dead should be doubly shelling out for well-produced zombie games.

Weezer Continues Cover Streak with Eminem’s “My Name Is...”

“...but I don’t WANNA be their huckleberry! I’m not gonna do it!”

COME ON...let’s get nuts!

because he really should be saying “YASSSS”

could you have picked a better photo for Jon Snow up there? he looks like he’s in mid-fart

*takes off shirt*

Yeah, gettin some of that mermaid puss!