plus she got that big elasti-booty!

“but that will take me downtown!”

so this is what we’d call “Dad Rap” now, right? like, he can flow, but his lyrics suck, and the only people liking it are the same people who liked it 20 years ago when it was hot

you know, I always wondered how Homer got back from the Erotic Cakes store

not yet. hell will be the accompanying soundtrack to the Spawn reboot

so won’t the real symbiote please stand up...please stand up

Whew! Glad I read the whole article. I thought this meant they took out Spider-man’s most reviled foe, Puddle-Man.

you son of a diddly!

what a cretin! 

he can hide behind things like telephone poles or lampposts, making it easier to startle people

“I’ll type ‘the second it was created’” thought Col Flanders, as he waited for the comment section to load. “MOTHER FUCKER” he exclaimed, beaten at his own game once again.

I meant Janie Jimpler.

i thought it was May 1st

is Whoopi Goldberg in this one too?

and who are these 25 guys? name them! i want to argue over who’d be better!!

it’s probably going to suck. you know, like all the other WB/DCEU stuff that’s come out. it’s a fucking movie about the Joker without a Batman for crying out loud. who was asking for this?

Jane Krakowski has finally secured the role she was born for: Janis Joplin

FTFY

when asked for comment, Wayans replied “who the fuck is Clayne Crawford?”

this summer...Chris Pratt and Seann William Scott are...The Two Star Lords

oh, i totally saw this in its theatrical run as a 17 yr old with a huge Amy Jo Johnson crush