no John Carter?

i thought he said “Chanaman”

Adventures in BabysittMurdering

Ew, no. That’s just gross

doesn’t Pence read Trump The Butter Battle Book every night before bed?

“...an Eight-Nozzled Elephant-Toted Boom Blitz / that fires high explosive sour cherry stone pits!”
“Just like North Korea??”
“That’s right, Donny. Now drink your milk.”

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CUT A STRANGER’S HAIR IN THE ALPS!

you know, i thought it was the same video, but i watched them each just to make sure. turns out, it’s a pretty slow day here.

*preordered

sooo...the new Echo is made of denim?

sooo...the new Echo is made of denim?

18 BuzzFeed listicles that The A.V. Club ran as articles. You won’t believe #11!

Tally HOO hooo...

i never knew there were so many Gene Shallit gimmick accounts

you’re hired!

Friend Request gets MySpaced

would watch

the promo shot used in the banner is a terrible picture of Alycia Debnam-Carey. that girl is 100% gorgeous. i hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

is the special just titled “Masterful”

but i don’t understand the words that are comin out of her mouth!

will watch

“...from Bovine University!”