It’s time to pizza! Let’s pizza!
Hang out with yourself and have a crazy pizza!
Hey you, lets pizza!
Have a killer pizza and pizza!

totally thought it was going to be “orange”

i have the same fantasies, and i don’t even own a gun!

so Tito Puente is the Night King. man, never saw that coming!

she looks like she’s pounding all the leftover Stacker 2 from the Attitude era

was he fighting The Shredder? is there an awesome crossover brewing?

Barry - speed

SOMEBODY GET THESE MUTHAFUCKIN ZOOS OF THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOAT! CARLA WAS THE PROM QUEEN!

Great “job,” Internet?

I got a Barb notification for this?

Do Some Laps at The Gym, Or Just Hit The Jacuzzi, With This One-Day Speedo Slae

Do Some Laps at The Gym, Or Just Hit The Jacuzzi, With This One-Day Speedo Slae

i feel like they’re probably in a perpetual state of anal leakage. i mean, they’re “dead,” so their organs aren’t working, right? yet they make that guttural sound like their lungs are trying to breathe, so maybe it’s some type of parasitic control moving the muscles, which would explain them “walking.” they attack…

well are you gonna share the link or what?

everything you need to know about Marmaduke:

*unzips*

Mansion bad & boujee

*takes off pants*

you’re right, season 1 is the best one.

zing

“I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?”