*cue Yackety Sax*

a nude public burning, perhaps? asking for a friend

his walls are also covered with Lord of Allusions posters?

that or smothered by prostitutes.

“Starting with the first season’s sudden decapitation of principal character Ned Stark”

*Anxie gets Doxxed and Swatted*

mmm hmmmm!

“...and we was beat up by a bible salesman...”

—Dwayne The Rock Johnson

no kidding:

yep...Wendy’s. while shirtless and on the floor.

(no one forgets)

The Hoff doesn’t miss a chance to make a plug!

yo!

do you ever think that like, that image everyone shits on - the frosted tips, the two-tone goatee, the sunglasses backwards indoors, the bowling shirts with flames, the stupidly big watches - do you think that like, that’s the look that got him famous, and secretly he hates it and wants to change, but his Food Network…

“...she’s not “the one.” If she was, she wouldn’t be a lesbian.”

Hear, hear!

*raises glass of chicken-blood porter*

nuh-unh!

call me crazy, but i think the Democractic party would be wise to cease any and all finger-pointing/blaming/mud-slinging until AFTER the 2020 election.
just sayin.

we thought he was yelling “get the vodka” when he yelled “get the funk up”

same here. loved the song, but the video just made me...uncomfortable.