good lord that made me feel old.
Col Flanders
colflanders
sick burn, brah!
“Just you wait...when we get done digging through these promotional emails for Talbots, Nordstrom, and Ann Taylor...we’ll uncover all your dirty secrets!!!”
i’m so glad you survived
because everyone’s racist uncle finds her attractive and therefore truthful?
“Too Old to Rap” by Prophets of Age
wait wait wait wait...
“Howie Mandel” vehicle? I’m sorry, that was all Fred Savage. Howie was riding coattails!
so, the sandwich from Little Monsters?
I saw that Patton Oswalt retweeted President Trump, then I couldn’t BELIEVE what happened next...
did you know wedding planners hate him?
yeah, that sounds amazing. I’d never had one of these jello/fruit/dairy concoctions until I went to a gathering with my wife’s family and someone made their “famous” Jell-O salad. it was like orange Jell-O, pineapple chunks, whipped cream, and pretzels for like a “crust” on the bottom. could eat the entire pan in one…
that one’s probably by McFarlane Toys
that one’s probably by McFarlane Toys
not in my family!
or feed it @midnight
notice they ended the example tweets with quite a masterful one from Patton Oswalt.
+1 sick burn brah
always the ones you least suspect