do not praise the internet!

...and wedding after wedding after wedding

which one of the dragons is named Westeros? i forget

“DON’T FORGET THE AUNTS AND UNCLES!!!”

+1 good kinja

Why does Brienne, the largest Stark ally, not simply eat the others?

“J E L-L Oink!”

that will make all your teeth turn black!

“Why they shrank it I can’t say,

10/10, would bang

but they don’t look like they’re living in toys. if the entire cast is tiny, isn’t it just a regular movie?

Lime Jell-O is delicious. People who don’t like it can go fuck right off.

“I only have one question: Where’s Barb?”

“I only have one question: Where’s Barb?”

Hell yeah! Hell damn fart!

Glamour?!?

“Yer so fuckin money ‘n you don e’en know it, pardner!” 

Now he’s running for Senator of Flavortown. BOOM!

BARFWITDABARF DEYAKDEYAK PUKEY SAYTHEPUKEY SAYUPCHUCKTHEPUKEY

I bet he tastes like the inside of a Stuckey’s

[insert casually racist observation]