Miss Piggy has zero objections

According to this women’s health magazine that my wife gets, Evangeline Lilly has “the best butt in Hollywood.” After heavily reviewing the accompanying photos, I...ummm...I’ll be in my bunk!

¡Aye! Naranjas en la cabeza!

Masterful!

Emma Stone and Scarlett Johansson should double up?

Better turn on the Xanderpuss signal

So what you’re saying is...deep down...we all want to be bronies?!?

i assumed. i mean, they could be twins.

so norman reedus is in Dunkirk? i bet his “can’t cut my hair because of The Walking Dead” rider made that a difficult casting choice.

or are there crossbows in Dunkirk?

ohhhhh it is:

well helloooooo Liz Vassey!

i do too, but i don’t listen to it nearly as much as Enter the Wu-Tang, Liquid Swords, Fishscale, or Return to the 36 Chambers.

really their best album is putting all of their group and solo works in a folder and hitting “shuffle: all”

oh i couldn’t play it in the dark. i had hl2 on PC release, then years later i got the Orange Box for 360. playing it with a headset on was a whole different (scarier) ballgame.

Fluttershy, Twilight, and even a Chancellor Puddinghead. man, the AV Club was full of bronies (or pegasisters, i can’t tell gender from comments)

yeah, remember when they were like “oh we love the fan made mods and want to bring those to the xbox community” and then all we got was Cold Stream?

your avatar is potassium benzoate

thankfully, Ghostface, Raekwon, Inspectah Deck and Gza killed it. they just kind of did all their parts from various songs, mixed in with some of their more recognizable solo work, then they led the crowd in doing Shimmy Shimmy Ya with a projection of ODB on the wall. i was just bummed because Meth wasn’t there. it’s…

+1 good kinja

(am i doing this right?)

I saw them when they were supporting/not-supporting 8 Diagrams. notably absent were the Rza and Method Man; for the latter they substituted a Method Man lookalike. i wish i was joking.

is there another eclipse I can stare at so I don’t have to read stuff like this anymore?