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would watch

the promo shot used in the banner is a terrible picture of Alycia Debnam-Carey. that girl is 100% gorgeous. i hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

is the special just titled “Masterful”

but i don’t understand the words that are comin out of her mouth!

will watch

“...from Bovine University!”

It’s time to pizza! Let’s pizza!
Hang out with yourself and have a crazy pizza!
Hey you, lets pizza!
Have a killer pizza and pizza!

totally thought it was going to be “orange”

i have the same fantasies, and i don’t even own a gun!

so Tito Puente is the Night King. man, never saw that coming!

“Facebook wouldn’t have to deal with this problem at all if everything hadn’t spinned into the Twilight Zone.”

she looks like she’s pounding all the leftover Stacker 2 from the Attitude era

was he fighting The Shredder? is there an awesome crossover brewing?

Barry - speed

SOMEBODY GET THESE MUTHAFUCKIN ZOOS OF THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOAT! CARLA WAS THE PROM QUEEN!

Great “job,” Internet?

I got a Barb notification for this?

i feel like they’re probably in a perpetual state of anal leakage. i mean, they’re “dead,” so their organs aren’t working, right? yet they make that guttural sound like their lungs are trying to breathe, so maybe it’s some type of parasitic control moving the muscles, which would explain them “walking.” they attack

well are you gonna share the link or what?