everything you need to know about Marmaduke:

*unzips*

Mansion bad & boujee

*takes off pants*

you’re right, season 1 is the best one.

zing

“I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?”

*cue Yackety Sax*

a nude public burning, perhaps? asking for a friend

his walls are also covered with Lord of Allusions posters?

that or smothered by prostitutes.

“Starting with the first season’s sudden decapitation of principal character Ned Stark”

*Anxie gets Doxxed and Swatted*

mmm hmmmm!

“...and we was beat up by a bible salesman...”

—Dwayne The Rock Johnson

no kidding:

yep...Wendy’s. while shirtless and on the floor.

(no one forgets)

The Hoff doesn’t miss a chance to make a plug!

yo!