colflanders
Col Flanders
colflanders

do you ever think that like, that image everyone shits on - the frosted tips, the two-tone goatee, the sunglasses backwards indoors, the bowling shirts with flames, the stupidly big watches - do you think that like, that’s the look that got him famous, and secretly he hates it and wants to change, but his Food Network

“...she’s not “the one.” If she was, she wouldn’t be a lesbian.”

Hear, hear!

*raises glass of chicken-blood porter*

nuh-unh!

call me crazy, but i think the Democractic party would be wise to cease any and all finger-pointing/blaming/mud-slinging until AFTER the 2020 election.
just sayin.

we thought he was yelling “get the vodka” when he yelled “get the funk up”

same here. loved the song, but the video just made me...uncomfortable.

good lord that made me feel old.

sick burn, brah!

“Just you wait...when we get done digging through these promotional emails for Talbots, Nordstrom, and Ann Taylor...we’ll uncover all your dirty secrets!!!”

i’m so glad you survived

because everyone’s racist uncle finds her attractive and therefore truthful?

Email...

“Too Old to Rap” by Prophets of Age

wait wait wait wait...

“Howie Mandel” vehicle? I’m sorry, that was all Fred Savage. Howie was riding coattails!

so, the sandwich from Little Monsters?

I saw that Patton Oswalt retweeted President Trump, then I couldn’t BELIEVE what happened next...

did you know wedding planners hate him?