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yeah, that sounds amazing. I’d never had one of these jello/fruit/dairy concoctions until I went to a gathering with my wife’s family and someone made their “famous” Jell-O salad. it was like orange Jell-O, pineapple chunks, whipped cream, and pretzels for like a “crust” on the bottom. could eat the entire pan in one

that one’s probably by McFarlane Toys

that one’s probably by McFarlane Toys

not in my family!

or feed it @midnight

notice they ended the example tweets with quite a masterful one from Patton Oswalt.

+1 sick burn brah

always the ones you least suspect

do not praise the internet!

...and wedding after wedding after wedding

which one of the dragons is named Westeros? i forget

“DON’T FORGET THE AUNTS AND UNCLES!!!”

+1 good kinja

Why does Brienne, the largest Stark ally, not simply eat the others?

“J E L-L Oink!”

that will make all your teeth turn black!

“Why they shrank it I can’t say,

10/10, would bang

but they don’t look like they’re living in toys. if the entire cast is tiny, isn’t it just a regular movie?

Lime Jell-O is delicious. People who don’t like it can go fuck right off.

“I only have one question: Where’s Barb?”

“I only have one question: Where’s Barb?”