Hell yeah! Hell damn fart!

Glamour?!?

“Yer so fuckin money ‘n you don e’en know it, pardner!” 

Now he’s running for Senator of Flavortown. BOOM!

BARFWITDABARF DEYAKDEYAK PUKEY SAYTHEPUKEY SAYUPCHUCKTHEPUKEY

I bet he tastes like the inside of a Stuckey’s

[insert casually racist observation]

Miss Piggy has zero objections

According to this women’s health magazine that my wife gets, Evangeline Lilly has “the best butt in Hollywood.” After heavily reviewing the accompanying photos, I...ummm...I’ll be in my bunk!

¡Aye! Naranjas en la cabeza!

Masterful!

Emma Stone and Scarlett Johansson should double up?

Better turn on the Xanderpuss signal

So what you’re saying is...deep down...we all want to be bronies?!?

i assumed. i mean, they could be twins.

so norman reedus is in Dunkirk? i bet his “can’t cut my hair because of The Walking Dead” rider made that a difficult casting choice.

or are there crossbows in Dunkirk?

ohhhhh it is:

well helloooooo Liz Vassey!

i do too, but i don’t listen to it nearly as much as Enter the Wu-Tang, Liquid Swords, Fishscale, or Return to the 36 Chambers.

really their best album is putting all of their group and solo works in a folder and hitting “shuffle: all”

oh i couldn’t play it in the dark. i had hl2 on PC release, then years later i got the Orange Box for 360. playing it with a headset on was a whole different (scarier) ballgame.