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Our office manager said "Make sugar cookies frosted to resemble various phases of the eclipse toot sweet!"

god i love moon pies

*shart attack

well, they only let you buy ONE copy!

i'm laughing already!

so you want the seven kingdoms to just hand over their land to white people? RACIST!!!

this #1 for Bonnie Tyler is followed closely by #2 The Dan Band with their version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

someone stocked his bars at Mar-a-Lago with O'Douls

as usual, you've made this all about you

he's got all of those tree children riding on his shoulders

"HOGANNNNN!!!!"

"AHHH YES, ON THE JONNY AND DANY CD-ROM…IS THERE A WAY TO GET INTO KING'S LANDING WITHOUT USING A WIZARD'S KEY?"

well shit, let him through then. why's everybody trying to stop him?!?

really, Prime Now is only available in King's Landing

GET OVER HERE!!

is that the one where they don't serve gay people but they're operating a child sex ring out of the stockroom? i get my political pizza places mixed up

I heard he went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

or at least some pink champale!

did you also go to Bovine U?