this is the best headline and related commenting section I've read in a long time. i can't even come up with my own, and i'm a huge b-boys fan.

"Gahd-dangit Bobby! You are not going to be a coke mule!"

"Some people lost everything"

"They're not dead. I've seen them marching from the North. I've looked into their King's eyes."

i'd feel sorry for him, but he has the biggest network of friend imaginable

Krysten Ritter: "What? I don't know…Optimus. Is that one of them? Look dude, I don't really fucking care."

i read that as "Undead Daughters of the Confederacy" and now i just want to watch Game of Thrones

burn!

wait wait wait wait….

"We will not stand for prejudice of any kind! We are all Bens and McKinleys!"

"Gawddammit Richie! We ain't nazzis! Hitler was a gawddamn Catholic! We're just racists!"

i'm not a teen, but I've been using my own derogatory terms for years. i'm not claiming to have created them, but they're not what you hear routinely. examples are:

"I don't give a fart!"

Zbutthole

i read that to my damn wiener kids

*kicks odie off counter*

Hell yeah! Hell damn fart!

it's when they use replacement swears, like "freak," "pineapple," or "sheepdip"

my two favorite parts of the entire series were in these last two episodes:

"you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel"