I think it’s possible but it’s far more possible that the Eternals are dull as dogshit.

According to this article, no.

It’s a good thing I preordered it in 2011 dollars.

Oh wait. Jamie is the dad, Janie Lynn is the sister. Look, can you blame me!?

For me, it depends on how separable the artists’ issues/faults are from their art.  Like, it seems impossible to separate Woody Allen from the dozens of movies he’s made about neurotic older men and the attractive younger women who fall for them, but tons of LGBTQ+ kids saw a message of acceptance in the HP books, so…

Yeah, I think intimacy coordinators are a wonderful role that should be the gold standard going forward, but this article had a bad faith approach in its portrayal of GOT as “ignoring” hiring one. The position essentially didn’t exist during filming of the show until maybe the last season, at which point it didn’t…

Screw him. He doesn't have a foot to stand on.

Maybe the 10% of the Senate controlled by these 5 million people should instead be reallocated to hardcore video gamers who spend more than 45 hours a week gaming?

I feel like the really important takeaway from this quote....is how fucking empty these states are and how insane it is that they get so much fucking representation.

I will forever defend the Columbus movies. They’re faithful adaptations that don’t do much more (partially because the kid actors just haven’t come into their own, and also because the source material hadn’t yet matured past basic kid’s fantasy as well), but the thing they do that the back half of the film series just…

I am having lower expectations with every name they throw into this movie... Like that, “look over here at this familiar face!”, so you pay less attention to the quality of the story, kinda feeling.

Don’t forget Holmes & Watson (10% on Rotten Tomatoes)!

I’m kind of terrified of how bad this script was, considering he said yes to Bewitched. And Curious George. And Land of the Lost. And Daddy’s Home. And Zoolander 2. And The House. And Daddy’s Home 2. And Downhill.

The Chang stuff was in S3. But it’s a fair point nonetheless.

I can’t imagine how Eternals can possibly be worse than Thor: The Dark World, a movie I know I’ve seen at least twice, and for which I cannot remember even a single plot detail.

Watched it two weeks ago. What disappoints me is that honestly, I felt the first 2/3 WERE a good movie. I liked the tone. I liked the more Bourne-style/up-close action. I liked spy shit. I enjoyed the “family.”

But the third act just... whoosh. The stupid sky palace was one thing. The stupid pheremone thing was ANOTHER…

Gilly on line 1. Goat Boy holding on line 2.

Remember when the Democrats effectively had 59 votes in the Senate but they still had to strip out the Public Option because of the odious Joe Lieberman? Seems like they always are in this situation regardless and they’re not getting close to this number of senators again in our lifetime if ever.

Charlie Work probably wins as my favorite episode, but WGDP is up there.