“Adjra, why didn’t you do your homework?”

Pop quiz in reading comprehension and reasoning. Choose the most correct answer below.

You: explain to me how the response was bullshit

Her bullshit response being what exactly?

I’m really curious, do you really not have any sympathy for Melania in this situation?

There’s a difference between stealing gum and capitalizing on the mass murder of your classmates.

lol its also a bit silly considering the thing he did resulted in multiple deaths.

The reason we need property taxes is to fund an army. Basically, everything you said is correct, but you are missing one important factor: dickheads. There will always be dickheads who want to get something for nothing, and they will do so using guns. You need a centralized army to deal with other centralized armies…

Your chance of death is 100%. It might just take longer for you. However, it is 100%, so relax a bit

No, of course there are exceptions. I’m just saying, you take 100 good people, give them wild success, and you’ll find you’ve got a dozen good people.

I think when you get rich and famous the power is just too much. You begin to believe all your good fortune was simply a matter of hard work and that anyone could do it, you’re just the one who wanted it more. And then you’re surrounded by all these other people who are basically trying to feed off the famous…

that one girl isn’t wearing shoes. is this an album cover?

you suck.

Fair point

the hallmark of a good internet comment joke is how many people get mad at you when they don’t get it. this is, after all, the internet comments

Historically-speaking, it doesn’t even have to be safer, just more efficient and safe enough to keep the public from throwing fits. Capitalism, right?

Where I’m from if you cross a divided highway in the dark without looking for cars traveling at the 40 MPH speed limit... that’s on you

I’d like to hear what all these people shaking fists at Uber and technology in general would have to say about the video if it was them driving when the person jumps out in front of the cruising vehicle on a divided highway at night. Different takes, I bet.

This sets in motion the multi-step belichick plan to establish precedent making it illegal to sack tom brady in the 2034 season

Who do you think? Charlie Sheen?