You had me until “effect”...

False.

Evergreen link.

At least two of those kids will die during a fraternity hazing incident involving a gallon of beer and a funnel.

“You cannot be a white supremacist and be normal in the head. These are sick people.”

“You cannot be a white supremacist and be normal in the head,” Mulvaney said. “These are sick people. You know it, I know it, the president knows it.”

lol i gotta stop pulling that kinda shady shit

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

I thought it was going to be Ronald McDonald doing Hamburgler. I’m so disappointed now.

Are there scouts for competitive eating? If so, do they go to the Golden Corral off Westwood Avenue?

It’s a refreshing change, as usually it ends with an ‘L’.

This comment looks like two people having sex. 

You’re forgetting about all the ladies who still write Christmas cards.

This post is about Jay Inslee being hot. It is not a serious political article. Click on “Splinter” at the top of your screen; next, click on the articles above or below this one to witness commenters dying on hills.

You are complaining about his FUCKING penmanship?

HAS never run.

What the fuck? Sorry if it wasn’t clear, but I assumed the previous commenter was responding to everyone who called this lady out for her “innocent people don’t hang themselves” line.  I don’t know what the fuck you’re on about, but have a nice day?

Yeah, that grammar is atrocious. 

What a bunch of dildos.

Who gets possession of the Album of the Year Grammy they stole from Radiohead’s Kid A in 2000?