It's still missing the most important accessory for the new model civics... A boot full of blackout shades for you and everyone in the neighborhood that has to look at it every day.  Maybe enucleation surgery is cheaper. 

Don't even care what it ends up in, as long as it doesn't show any firebomb flaws in the first couple years, my next car is going to have one of them. 

If it was truly hooned, they'd have found a way to stick a 2jz in it

CP

Just a hole in the wall in NC.  The greater story is the mayor vacations to Beverley hills a lot and just LOVES their 4 way stops.  The greater story is that the DOT offered to repave the main drag through town, but only if the town ditched those 4/5 redlights for 4 ways, as there wasn't enough traffic to make…

Yeah, I never liked the looks of the aero.  The SS was a sharp looking car with the mild ground effects and duck tail.  The aero looked like a 50s pulp concept car.  I wouldn't say they looked "bad" really, but not my cup of tea.  I miss that engine bay, could go stand inside it practically to work on the thing. …

I misread.  Did not catch the fact that he had only referenced wheels, so I read "do they suck" to take the car as a whole instead of just wheels.  My bad! 

Apparently they still don't have a new web designer though, as they still have Drew Magary as a category on the top bar. 

My town just replaced all the traffic lights through downtown with 4 way stops.  In a town that can barely qualify as a village, we now have bumper to bumper traffic through the recently "revitalized" downtown and several business, some almost 100 years old are closing their doors or considering it as where there was…

I had an Uber driver with 300k miles on it.  I said that was wild that he got so many put on it.  He told me he was on his 4th set of batteries in it.  No other real problems to speak of.  I forget the exact cutoff, but Uber only allows cars no more than 10ish years old for drivers. 

They're actually extremely competent sport sedans.  They're about impala sized, but with three times the horsepower and 10 times the handling.  They're great fun, docile when not being kicked, and have a lot of room for people and things.  Also, easy to mod.  The Chevy version is hideous.  The Pontiac version is…

There's something to be said of sleeper tradition.  The Pontiac was much better for it, as it looked as sedate as a slightly overweight g6.  The Chevy version tried to add a bunch of aggressive styling cues to justify adding like $15k onto the price for the same car.  Think of the G8 as following the idea of the old…

I voted CP, and I love these cars.  I've had 2 G8 gts around me in life, one with a prototype cat back and custom tune that put it up a little over 400 hp.  They were serious movers, with fantastic weight distribution.  All the good parts people want in a German sport sedan... Except the incredibly shitty interior. …

“would skip many of the pesky rules and regulations.”

At this point, can we vote on a referendum to have Northrop-Grumman, Lockheed Martin, and BAE go bomb all existing Boeing facilities and HQs and divide up the remnants amongst themselves?  We can air drop pamphlets the week before, of course. 

Honestly, I was gifted a used 2009ish Buick rendezvous, which is just an aztek in an Amish frock.  I've had to change the shift cable boot, and the power steering is about to have an issue, but that's not bad for 200k miles.  Oh, and one of the o2 sensors went bad.  It's actually a pretty decent car.  The biggest…

Put the Indian on the back burner. Get a small bike that you can throw around for your first. A late 2000s Yamaha vstar is a great first bike. A 250cc v-twin with excellent cruiser looks and mini ape hangers. Some of it depends on your size, obviously. I’m a small guy, so your mileage may vary. For your first bike,…

That's crazy, lol.  I guess if I had the aerocoupe, I wouldn't have had that problem! 

I have to admit  after rereading my comment, I was waiting for this one.  You did not disappoint! 

I'd buy one of these for myself and every friend I have before even glancing at a civic.