A backwards spoiler that’s actually a bumper.  Maybe it was really just meant to work in when car was reversing to assist sick j turns while fleeing the cops. 

Because MOPAR!

The weirdest thing for me was the 05 mustang.  Not because the spoiler itself was weird, but because Ford single handedly resurrected the 60s-70s muscle car design into the modern Era and then offered a tiny wing spoiler on it instead of the classic duck tail.  They did realize their mistake rather quickly though. 

As a rule of thumb, and as it may help in future identification, H/O refers to High Output, like a car I used to have with a 305 HO.  SHO means super high output.  So just look at it like an SS or RT tag. 

My brother just bought a (used) volt. In terms of looks, operation, and feel, I’d take it all day long over a prius.

The Volt actually has a steering column mounted paddle to control regen braking. You pull it like a paddle shifter to engage regen, leaving the brake pedal free to operate the actual brakes

Welp, I've got a 2005, and have a dent in the rear bumper and one on the right front quarterpanel.  Bumper was from someone backing into it in a driveway.  Front was someone failing to park in a tight space in a parking lot.  I did lose the little chin spoiler cover thanks to not being careful enough around some extra…

“Ideally, they generally prefer per-mile usage fees, perhaps even ones that change according to the time of day or density of congestion.”

We can have autoplaying video ads in an article but not pictures related to the actual article? 

A very short investment... Like 1 week or 100 miles warranty short. 

Apparently this listing wasn't the only jetta owner hitting the crack pipe.  Unless VW understated the horsepower down from double what they listed it as. 

Boomer buggy?  Where'd they fit the v-8 and the manual trans in THAT? 

I think I just figured out how to save Deadspin! 

That was really more red than purple. :p

Preferably, they gut fiat, Peugeot, and Maserati and use the resources to make Chrysler into wallowy luxury barges, alfas into accessible sports cars, ram into a tool hauler for your alfa, and keep srt rolling along or fold it back into dodge.  Instead, they'll focus on making electric masrrattis for a half million…

An esprit would be a lovely thing to have, if it were a turbo and you had enough duct tape to hold it together. They were a beautiful disaster, much like the actual Testarossa (your opinion may vary on the beautiful part).

I knew before I even clicked it was going to be a Fiero. Pulling it off, my ass. Just think for a minute, “Am I about to spend 24,000 bucks on a Pontiac Fiero with a carved up, welded frame and a GM 3800?"  Just keep repeating that in your head until you decide its not pulling off shit, thank you. 

Why are we getting history papers on our car site?  This is a travesty.  I demand a feature on the top ten cars driven by nfl wide outs! 

I'm sorry, I just cannot support a car site that covers these sporting events.  Go back to your roots! 

Sadly, an autoplay video af just stole all my money that I was planning on spending buying pizzas for the deadspin staff, and on extra pizza boxes for them to build a kicking box mansion under a bridge.  Shit. 

Sadly, an autoplay video af just stole all my money that I was planning on spending buying pizzas for the deadspin…