Damn, they even renamed deadspin to nba2k20? Savage. 

Are you sure xHelper isn’t some G-OMedia attempt at viral marketing? On a scale of one to 10 it sounds pretty close to “Hey, I’m an asshole, why don’t we just put autoplay videos everywhere!”

Did... Did they look at a Gremlin and think it was a good inspiration??? 

Wasn't there an add for some sports car that they weren't sure which facility they had it housed in being sold by a truck dealer using a very similar ad a while back? 

So beige is a Karen? 

May not apply to you, but you can also say goodbye to all the states with legalized weed. There’s also several areas where the feds set the basic policy and states are able to enhance or restrict those at their discretion. It’s dangerous to allow the federal government to have too much control. It is supposed to…

Why would you buy a car sight unseen and Un-assed?  Or a bike?  It's like buying an incredibly expensive suit online without sending any measurements.  I can see it if there's either a fleet of testers at dealerships or if there's a no questions asked full refund without damage for the first week or two, but damn. …

I get the tattoo part of your summation, but how is a middle finger NOT a gesture of defiance? 

Gotta have something in there to jostle before you can have a concussion.  A petrified walnut is probably not going to suffer much from head shaking. 

WWE is too busy writing storylines for the NFL this year.  Rodgers vs Brady clash of the titans cage match, go! 

And now defensive holding penalties, too! 

My mom used to just rattle the wooden spoon drawer. We all knew that sound. Asses on the floor and quiet for at least 30 minutes. 

If you really watch it, Hamlin is going super aggressive, and the Penske guy is just trying to yank him back. It looks like he lost his balance, probably from being an old man beaten up by working on automotive shit his whole life, and wound up taking Hamlin with him. Otherwise, he’s a tire tech for Nascar with a deep …

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Our old go kart did have lap belts. It also had body work made out of the same razor thin sheet metal as the seat. It had nothing fancy about it. It had a Yamaha yz-80 engine in it.

Just wait until the crows figure out how that shit works.  They will screw with that AV for hours! 

Some of the countries biggest goods supplies have their facilities in bumfuck.  Hell, just in this area, there Weyerhaeuser, Van Husen, Freightliner, UNIFI, Tyson, and several others.  And this is some country ass country over here.  Semis regularly have to take 2 lane roads that are minted once every 15 years that…

Deer don’t generally sit in the road where you can see them easily. Nor do many things far smaller than bears that like to run out from the scrub. Maybe it can catch a skunk or someone’s cat quick enough to stop, but good luck if there’s a car following it.

Good luck trying to predict just how that deer is about to fuck up your day and very expensive autonomous car!

Mitsubishi in the last decade or so: