Is this some sort of new automotive Dollar Tree?  Seems like everything showing up lately is $13.5

Wh, every new crossover is the ugliest.  Every. Damn. One. 

I could see that paint making for some excellent reversed highlight details in custom paint jobs... But not the whole car.  Unless it's also radar and lidar proof. 

Holy shit, I am literally watching an episode of Mythbusters with her in it. Just popped open jalopnik and saw this as the first entry.

Wait, so is Jerry Jones just Donald Trump in drag?  Or vice versa? 

Even though it may be a performer, the best thing I can think of to do with that car is roll a hand grenade under it.  It would probably improve the looks. 

The only nice thing I can say about it is that it’s one of the few body on frame suvs in the modern age.

“Reader beware: If you and this car are seen on the highway, be ready for every boy-racer in his M3/WRX STI/AMG/Camaro/SRT8 trying to race you. When you’re driving a GT350, you might as well have a huge target on the back of your head.”

Not sure if Cadillac can ever be considered “cool” again. Much like Oldsmobile, despite their early pioneering of hot rods.

Tesla: Hey, it worked for NASA, nobody got mad at them for blaming parts manufacturers after every disaster!

I have an Australian cattle dog who chews like a band saw. I’ve tried everything from Kong to nylabones to every dog toy on Amazon listed as “indestructible”. She has destructed all of them. I have only found one that she cannot ruin. I’ve tried to convince them to make it in a smaller size as well, but no luck.

I have an Australian cattle dog who chews like a band saw. I’ve tried everything from Kong to nylabones to every dog…

I’ve lived in (rural) NC for close to 25 years now and never once heard someone yelling “white power” from a car or anywhere else. Though I do remember the klan holding a rally in one of the towns about 20 years ago. 

I've always thought diesel was a huge advantage, but looking at the cost per mile of diesel in that car vs. The cost per mile of gas in say, a brand new Malibu, it looks like the total savings over those 30k miles is about $600 bucks.  Way lower than I ever thought it was.  Of course, I suck at math, so maybe I…

Way to conflate two very seperate events. Sure, a massive attempt at genocide with tons of historical records and evidence vs. a single occurence with very little available evidence aside from from a video with no sound and no contest. I suppose you must have been on that jury.

Steve Beuerlin: I played 3 games in a superbowl season, then managed to get on field in the super bowl to fumble once for - 4 yards, and got a ring for it... I am super qualified to criticize Andrew Luck!!! 1!

This did not age well :) 

It’s almost like people playing a high contact sport when they’re young hit their prime and their body is already in the condition of someone who’s much older, leading to things like, say, knees exploding on the 30 yard line.

“Boo a quitter”?

I see a whole lot of people in the comments who were apparently sitting in that hotel room watching the whole thing go down. 

When I was little, the family had an amc hornet, put some serious miles on it, sold it to a bachelor party. They wanted to blow it up, so the put it up on jacks, got it running in first and dropped a cinder block on the gas pedal. It ran out of gas. They put more gas in it and drained the oil. Tried again. It ran out…