My God! Who can imagine the horror of a government that decides to provide things to the people like public transport, low cost housing, highways, health insurance... You know, what the government is SUPPOSED to do... Provide for the people.

Brady will continue to play until his arm falls off and Bill uses it to beat other players as motivation. 

Probably just ankylosing spondylitis. 

Sure, let's boo a guy who has enough sense to walk out before the walking part becomes impossible for him.  Are indy fans trying to replace Philly or something? 

As top gear showed and basic physics tells us, a car with a decently large engine, like an m3 that's barely breaking a sweat will outperform a prius that's having to run flat out.  While smaller CAN mean better mileage (turbo or not), there comes a point where you go upside down on it, because the powerplant is just…

North Carolina : OH, more than 20 years old, is it? Exempt! No emissions inspection for you!

Absolutely.  To my mind, it kinda screws up the whole "checks and balances" idea as well.  Laws are supposed to be under congress and not the president.  I don't think referring to it as a regulation or what have you should really matter.  If it looks, smells, and acts like a law, it's a law. 

Also, isn't Denver famous for having leg snapping cement all over the sidelines? 

The rules are just suggestions-

Not to mention, every manufacturer surely knows that the second a Democrat takes over (or possibly even some other republican), those emissions rollback are going to be rolled back... And they're only going to get stricter over time.  Either trump thinks he's going to be president for life, or that no one would dare…

I think 4th gear directly explains why 3rd gear is happening.  If Tesla doesn't beat everyone else to the marketplace by a decent margin, they can't really keep up with the big boys. 

“slow throttle" and "electronic handbrake" really ruined this for me :/

Well, there was the airbags and the throttle thing.  Though the airbags affected a ton of manufacturers

If you attached a flight stick instead of a ninchuk, you could probably map every button in the game.  You'd use the hat to steer vs the actual stick. 

Still beats Polecats! 

Stop!  He's already dead, man! 

I am eagerly awaiting the day of the announcement:

I agree heads will likely roll, but audio equipment failures happen all the time, even to major headlining bands (to whom it’s arguably even more important). You also never can know about the booth... Maybe the usual screen guy left or was sick, and they asked some intern to handle it that was too scared to say “I…

Seltzer was first mass produced in 1781.  I can only imagine the first scotch and soda was drank soon afterwards in celebration.  You've had almost 240 years to prepare for this. 

Thought you said the "restraints of MORALITY" and was going to say you spelled New Orleans wrong. Mortality, though, that's different.