You know what they say: You can't spell Iowa, without "Ow my fucking I."

I think Missouri is the one who wants to avoid John Brown.

Dude's a beast. I tell you one thing, they'd better not play versus Kansas. He'll make them bleed.

We only like emotion from white QBs.

Seahawks fans were quoted as saying this was the biggest loss in the franchises' 10 year history.

I live in Maine so....no? I liked Prague better.

Pats came back from down 10 in the 4th quarter against the best defense in the league. No offense, but you're goddamn fucking right it was a Pats win as opposed to a Seattle loss.

"Well, my gameplan collapsed. Internally, though. There were no outside factors."

You had me at 350lb Big Fat Moms.....

I guess he plays in that league from Starship Troopers.

'Who ordered the "flamingly brotastic yarmulke"?'

The real Johnny Football

That's not a real place. Next you're going to try telling me you live in Narnia.

This information really could have useful to Odin Lloyd.

Wes Welker's brain.

Five, FIVE days of not eating, ah ah ah!

The obvious implication of the sign is that the UNH mascot — and, by association, the entire UNH team — is gay. As if being gay is a bad thing. I'm all for clever signs, but this sign is nothing but offensive. Let's hope whoever was responsible for it is is appropriately punished by UMaine.

I mean, the wildcat would just bite that dick in half, wouldn't it?

This is really serious news and quite shocking. Who made Jagr a Count?