Cecil didn’t die for this, man.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

In all fairness, they stopped producing Bills apparel in ‘94, so they are pretty limited on what to wear.

“Hold me closer toilet dancer”

Thanks for this blog, Tom.

I appreciated Mark’s entry. We need more Why Your Team Sucks/Great Moments In Poop History crossover stories.

Bolivia is where all the has-beens wash up.

He’s right. Remember Mike Tyson? He was a famous fighter from the 80’s who rose to fame through his vicious knockout prowess. He was all flash. Inevitably he faded to bolivia after his flash caught up to him and he went to prison for something or another and then lost some fights probably. Now, none of you remember…

No kidding. It seriously sounds like a nightmare. Why go to a stadium when you can just watch the game on TV in the comfort of your own home, near your own (presumably) clean bathroom, eating your own (probably won’t give you food poisoning) snacks...also I hate being around people I don’t know. Also sports.

Hawk Harrelson apparently believes all of Baltimore is gone. He apparently watched Sum of All Fears last night.

Omars coming yo!

“Allegedly.”

The old lie: Dolce et Decorum est pro patria moray.

Rage, Rage, Rage, against the dying of the pike.

At 21, I shot a 58. Granted, it was in Hot Shots Golf 2, but dammit, you can't take that away from me.

Fuck it. I'm going to bed.

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14

Unexpected Thug Life classic:

I hate old people who are better than me at things.

Wow no pressure dude going right after that.