I thought the game went smoothly.

No racist in Europe?

What the fuck. I'm always reading that Europe is much more progressive than America with its highly ranked educational system and universal health care. Then I read shit like this and realize that these dick holes are as stuck in the stone age as most Americans.

What delay? I hear it was flowing freely.

You should check those wrappers. Maybe there's some chocolate inside.

Look, I know it's a joke, but I can't help but feel that your experiences with things mycological have been out of the ordinary, like the time I dehydrated an entire puffball and my apartment smelled like athlete's foot for a week. Aside from that, mushrooms of the more common edible variety should not smell as bad…

here's hoping that you found a new special someone to share your sackteria with. God bless you sir.

The writing was on the wall when you went from being a fun guy to being a fungi.

Good thing he's not named Jewish Dicks or he'd be cut.

This is the first comment I found that wasn't just either some bitter person who lost their precious foreskin or some "lucky" dude lording all his foreskin over everyone else.

My pediatrician advised that medically-necessary circumcisions in adulthood are far more risky, and exponentially more painful. My sons had theirs cut in their sleep, with a local anesthetic. They didn't even flinch. That's no more barbaric than having your fingernail cut off.

Uncircumcised penises look like dog dicks. Do the ladies want to look at dog dicks when they're horny? No. Argument over. Circumcise your shit.

That's like saying stop providing orthodontic services to people under 18. You do it when people are young because they heal faster.

"And I understand why a man would stand on a street corner for hours on a cold day wearing red-stained trousers, angry at what was done to him without his agreement and trying to prevent other men from suffering the same fate."

Oh come ON. Comparing it to female "circumcision" isnt fair. Its totally not the same thing.

The high temperature here this weekend will be 3 degrees. I'm single. I'll be nursing a bottle of Jim Beam and watching The Wire all over again. And you know what? I'm OK with that. Cheers.

That is NOT how the second verse goes of that song.

Jon Stewart deserves serious props, no matter your choice of political party. He's gotten in more shots on republicans than I could ever count, but we (republicans) are better for it and it's sad to see him leave. He also created a way to do the news that for a younger generation is not just tolerable but widely…

and then in 1986 when they reported that the snow had overtaken Len Bias.