I thought the game went smoothly.

No racist in Europe?

What the fuck. I'm always reading that Europe is much more progressive than America with its highly ranked educational system and universal health care. Then I read shit like this and realize that these dick holes are as stuck in the stone age as most Americans.

What delay? I hear it was flowing freely.

You should check those wrappers. Maybe there's some chocolate inside.

Look, I know it's a joke, but I can't help but feel that your experiences with things mycological have been out of the ordinary, like the time I dehydrated an entire puffball and my apartment smelled like athlete's foot for a week. Aside from that, mushrooms of the more common edible variety should not smell as bad…

here's hoping that you found a new special someone to share your sackteria with. God bless you sir.

The writing was on the wall when you went from being a fun guy to being a fungi.

Good thing he's not named Jewish Dicks or he'd be cut.

The high temperature here this weekend will be 3 degrees. I'm single. I'll be nursing a bottle of Jim Beam and watching The Wire all over again. And you know what? I'm OK with that. Cheers.

That is NOT how the second verse goes of that song.

Jon Stewart deserves serious props, no matter your choice of political party. He's gotten in more shots on republicans than I could ever count, but we (republicans) are better for it and it's sad to see him leave. He also created a way to do the news that for a younger generation is not just tolerable but widely…

and then in 1986 when they reported that the snow had overtaken Len Bias.

You know what they say: You can't spell Iowa, without "Ow my fucking I."

I think Missouri is the one who wants to avoid John Brown.

Dude's a beast. I tell you one thing, they'd better not play versus Kansas. He'll make them bleed.

We only like emotion from white QBs.

Seahawks fans were quoted as saying this was the biggest loss in the franchises' 10 year history.