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You would think an Australian would have no problem with dictation.

The headline doesn’t need a NSFW tag, it just needs to say “Bills Fan”.

I was diagnosed with a rare auto-immune disorder two years ago that resulted in some nerve damage and a weak bladder. I’m 31 years old with the bladder strength of an 80 year old. I’m usually pretty careful about where I go making sure a bathroom is nearby, and monitor how much liquid I imbibe on a daily basis.

“Wait, there’s ANOTHER black person here!?!?”

Bolivia?

Mushroom Balls was my ex's nickname for me after not showering all week.

He has an identical twin brother named Jewish Dicks. Bet you can't guess how to tell them apart.

He's had it with all the blowjob jokes, guys.

I have 275 million reasons to NOT feel sorry for him.

Eye-Ow-Ah!

"Keep your eyes looking ahead when you do that, trust me."

Don't forget the epic Julius Ceasar-themed I Came, I Saw, I Came again.

Good, I'm still waiting on my order of wings.

At least he didn't have a boner.

7. Cougar, Cougar, Linda

As a UNH alum, I must say that is an accurate representation of how my Middle East History course grade changed from a C+ to a B.

Since they are anti-vaxxers, poor Jax really does have the measles.

That's one giant sheet of toilet paper.

You're such a tease, Kyle.