I was hoping he would return to Jacksonville. He has the most Florida name in existence.

Jim Harbaugh should bring him to Michigan. All it takes is a friendly handshake, what could go wrong?

You have to admit, the NFL played the media and public perfectly here.

IDENTITY CONFORMED: It's Johnny Manziel.

I can see the headlines now:

"Interviews are supposed to be weird and uncomfortable!"

Nah, they just confuse him with actor Joe Mantegna.

Flacco's full quote:

Those '90s dad jeans are a step above his pleated khakis.

You know what doesn't have a future? The dogs he killed.

This is probably the most articulate and well-reasoned rebuttal to an article that I've ever read. Well done, Mr. Carrot.

Orlando Brown, RIP

Hands Up, Don't Shoe!

2011: knee explodes in game

That last quote. Ouch.

Huh. I thought he was surrendering just like the rest of the Redskins D.

BREAKING: Fisher Trolls with Haul

That drive ended quicker than the showdown at Wounded Knee.

Wow, what a zero.