By having a conference commissioner that doesn't back your team by naming it the one true champion.

Meanwhile, the UNH Wildcats didn't need any of Chip's support after handing it to Fordham.

It's still a step up from playing in a potato field last season.

My sincerest apologies! A thousand pardons, it won't happen again.

Scrolling down this page = staring deeper into the hole he's digging for himself.

Time for his first colonoscopy! Seriously, that shit needs to be checked.

Wal-Mart, Amazon, Target....sucks to work there, but we'll take your advertising dollars!

The feeling is mutual.

It's the only time you'll ever see these two hoping for a bunch of black guys to be more aggressive.

Pete Carroll was the Jets DC in '94 and can be seen at 5:53. I bet this play started his slow progression of paranoia that is typical of a 9/11 truther.

Don't listen to the haters, Samer! You're my homie, Go Pats.

@BroncoPeyton - Taking selfies in a meme tank top like a dumbass smfh

Bad ol' Brownies was Payton Manning's nickname at Tennessee.

*fartbutt*

He probably needed that kind of coddling after playing the Pats last week.

I hereby anoint you Count Douche Von Crableg.

So THAT'S where Haley Joel Osment went!

That's a scene straight outta Shiloh! I hope there are enough Volunteers to tend the wounded.