Ray Rice nods his head in agreement.

"Yeah, me too."

Japan, as champions of the big east, lost their automatic bid.

"I'm going to fucking kill someone."

Uh, pretty sure the average student's IQ has nothing to do with this, bud.

Oregon 55, Florida State 28

Yes I believe its the Fighting Koreshes

Oh, certainly. I know. I just want to watch it all burn.

As an Eagles fan, my nipples are pointier than Reese Witherspoon's chin.

Report: Jared Fogle has lost confidence in RGIII, sources say

Subway is using all their powers to get out of the RG3 endorsement deal

I think the "trade value" ship has sailed, and crashed on a coral reef or something.

Well that's terrible, Jon will be stuck with this bastard sleeping on his couch again.

What a dumpster fire, but it couldn't happen to a more deserving franchise.

If Gruden has a 5 year guaranteed deal are they saying that they are going to pay him for four years after they fire him this year??? Thats nuts

Of course I'm being anthropomorphic. You got me. You can also reduce the video in this post to basic survival instincts in action or you can project human emotions onto the animals and it becomes a stunning drama. People love this video because the buffaloes are fighting to save their lil buffalo baby that they…

You could at least make it easier on us by not coming in huge numbers to Newark and stop being so polite.

The best part is when JJ Watt comes flying in at 5:45 and blows Matt Stafford the hell up