Apparently there is a race that Kenyans can't win.

Man I sure look forward to these deals on DeadSpin every day.

"I AM THE COON WHISPER"

This dude's the coolest.

Kind of like that thing in 2001 that Pete Carroll will never forget.

Bucs 2013: Staph infection

And the old dude says "I'm going to get a whore now!"

In reverse, he's like the goose who laid the golden... nacho.

Let the past stay in the past. It's too late to wonder about where that finger's been. Now is the time to wonder where that finger is going next.

Carroll was the HC that year he was the DC a couple years earlier. 2 years before the fake spike game as DC he made the choke symbol to the Fins kicker after he missed a FG.

Greg Robinson was DC in '94. Carrol was Head Coach

Hiring Gloria Allred to be your attorney is like hiring Ari Fleischer to be your PR flak. It's just shorthand for "I am full of it and just want the shrillest possible inveterate liar pushing my case."

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

Who's the bigger weirdo: the guy on the toilet or the guy who photographed the guy on the toilet?

You'd go to punch it and he'd just give you his little meme-ass look and you'd melt, not throwing the punch at all. Be real. Think it through.

Look on the bright side, Edmonton: the sun will rise tomorrow.

As a Pats fan, playing the Lions always scares the hell out of me. Not because they're good, but because it always seems like they're one perceived sleight away from doing some outrageously stupid like that and hurting somebody.

Daniel Snyder: [clicks on Deadspin article]

Fuck Edmonton and their fans. They got to watch the greatest player ever win them 5 cups in 7 years. They should be happy to even have a team up there on that moon base of a city they live in.