The whole team is fucked up. The owner is a punk, the coach is a punk and the so called franchise QB is a punk. Too bad the team can't get rid of all three.

Man. If this whole RGIII era doesn't work out, Snyder is definitely gonna' be a little red in the face.

RG3rd string

He likes turtles

Who are you?

/shakes head no

Our QB is being investigated by the SEC. And, no, not that one.

I am guessing you have no idea what this fake grenade looks like. It's a piece of plastic. Probably weighs a massive 1 pound and is completely hollow on the inside. I share your sentiment about all the people who somehow forget they had a loaded firearm in their carry on baggage, but I actually had a plastic toy…

Abolish The Forward Pass

I heard RGIII is responsible for that chili frito pizza at Papa John's.

We're on it!

Every other NFL player is more unlikeable than Rob "Yo Soy Fiesta" Gronkowski. If you disagree, you are a miserable human being with no inner sense of joy and wonder.

Ben Roethlisberger

EFTHHH-EEEEEE-FSTHEEEEE

Jesus, Clint Howard has gone to hell.

He finally found the guy who bumped into his car in the parking lot, and is insisting that the guilty party fix a dent.

Historically, a bunch of aggressive white men surrounding a black man yelling, "Lynch! Lynch!" warrants this kind of response.

looks like lots of sunflower seeds or possibly human filth

My neighbors may be confused as to that loud squeal of joy that came from my apartment.

Now that this has been said by the Germans, I'm just waiting for the English and French FAs to pile on - ESPECIALLY the English since their bid was denied.