Yeah?

"That boy, he had some big nuts," Michael Sr. said. "He was big when he was born. That boy had some big-ass balls."

I hope "Hookers" hasn't been ruled out as the team name.

It was probably the huge white finger of Coub that struck him down.

nut fumble

Win last week by a snap. Lose this week by a snap.

In related news Jim Kelly, Dan Marino and Warren Moon were all seen partying together in Indianapolis last night.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Not that kid from My Girl. He fucking hates the hornets.

I'll admit it. There's no dust in here. I'm just human. Who's with me?

i have a hot tip for you

Not sure about burial grounds, but the exit they missed was for Huron Street, named after an Indian tribe, so there is that.

This was almost as bad a crash as the one Kinja experienced today.

That's the exact reaction I had when Gladiator beat out Chocolat for Best Picture at the 2000 Academy Awards.

Prob fake, everything in that room was shit.

He didn't merely break his leg, he fuckin judo kicked his own leg in half to get away from playing with Kobe. Jeanie Buss was calling him a loser as the ambulance doors closed.

Pfft...Jerry needs a few more years to catch up to Al's level

As a Cleveland resident and - I guess - Browns fan, I look at the fourth quarter scoring and agree that God is one funny son of a bitch:

Was really hoping to see Madison Rising high on this list. You guys don't disappoint.