As a Cleveland resident and - I guess - Browns fan, I look at the fourth quarter scoring and agree that God is one funny son of a bitch:

Was really hoping to see Madison Rising high on this list. You guys don't disappoint.

Magary is flying his flag at half-staff there. Dude loves to anthem.

@SI_PeterKing

Rest In Peace, Kid. Very sad day.

Button-up man
Button-up man
Doing the things a button can
Kicking some can that's the plan
Button-up man

Button up man, Button up man, Button up man hates T-shirt man. They will fight, Button up wins, Button up man.

the anthem singer talking a breathalyzer test after singing it was the real Canadian tribute

Give 'em the stick DON'T GIVE 'EM THE STICK.

Asked for comment, Lincecum said, "Now I know what sick feels like."

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Those porkchop sandwiches weren't fully cooked. Which is weird because the house certainly was.

Five million seems like a lot until your realize their currency is gravel.

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.

"You'd change everything. It would be a couple of hours behind in Europe, and that would help TV," he added.

Fan Larry: How'd you guys celebrate the Royals' first trip to the World Series since 1985!?!?!?

Thank you for eliminating the Cardinals.

Good to see the preview of his reaction when he walks into his first work shift at Foot Locker next week.

"She was asking for it."

Boop!