That's really lame.

I can get those guys some puss.

"I'm the boss. It is their job to please me."

Maybe he should put the whole damn team on an island and nuke them 'till they glow.

I respect him because he's clearly having fun when he plays...the kind of guy that if the NFL didn't exist would still be ballin at a high level for peanuts.

Knocked him clean on his ass.

Better?

"Protecting Seminoles?! Reprehensible!" - Andrew Jackson

I just rocked my baby to sleep to this. That was the easily the best moment of my day.

[sniff]

Loved her as Brenda the Waitress. https://screen.yahoo.com/brenda-waitres…

Damn—looks like we missed last call at The Anvil...

If you thought the gay community was outraged about denying them same-sex Marriage, wait until they get ahold of this.

GOOD HORSE DEAD HORSE BEAT HORSE GROUND HORSE MEAT HORSE YUM HORSE

Cardinals fans think he didn't show enough respect for the backflip. Didn't do it the right way.

It looks like he also got a shot from the guys shin on the way down. Vicious.

this made me crack up so hard

#WhyIStayed #AwayFromTheJetsGame

Joe? Mr. Namath? Sir, that's a fish tank. The game's on this screen over here.

She's a little smokeshow. Don't blame him one bit. Take her home to mom Kyle.