Knocked him clean on his ass.

Better?

"Protecting Seminoles?! Reprehensible!" - Andrew Jackson

I just rocked my baby to sleep to this. That was the easily the best moment of my day.

[sniff]

Loved her as Brenda the Waitress. https://screen.yahoo.com/brenda-waitres…

Damn—looks like we missed last call at The Anvil...

If you thought the gay community was outraged about denying them same-sex Marriage, wait until they get ahold of this.

GOOD HORSE DEAD HORSE BEAT HORSE GROUND HORSE MEAT HORSE YUM HORSE

Cardinals fans think he didn't show enough respect for the backflip. Didn't do it the right way.

It looks like he also got a shot from the guys shin on the way down. Vicious.

this made me crack up so hard

#WhyIStayed #AwayFromTheJetsGame

Joe? Mr. Namath? Sir, that's a fish tank. The game's on this screen over here.

How about the girl straddling the dude next to 4 teenage boys. Lots going on here.

She's a little smokeshow. Don't blame him one bit. Take her home to mom Kyle.

Correction: anyone who saw that replay AND who is not paid by the Titans would not have let him back in the game.

The announcers were speechless

"Veins!"

Ironically, the parents would have faced the same exact charges if they had taken the kids to the Browns game instead of leaving them at home.