Oh come on Samer. If Konerko was worth honoring I'm sure ESPN would've told us by now.

"I don't believe what I just saw!"

#ADJU2T

"Whatevs."

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

Looks like Riley Cooper climbed that fence after all.

If you feel silly about that, name a charity you're fond of and we'll send something their way. This was a great catch, and aside from the underlying story it really showed something about how the press works: Here's ESPN just tossing out an enormous scoop on the biggest story in sports and as far as I can tell no one…

Only if a Maroon 5 song is playing in the background somehow.

Anyone else impressed with the commentator calling this clip's eventual posting on Deadspin?

You can go to hell with that ranking of Pecan Pie. Never in all my years.....