Antonio Cromartie commented that while he always enjoyed watching Bell pitch in San Diego, he never understood why anyone would be in such a hurry to go to the rubber.

Infinite Grover is my 7-seed UCONN winner. Calling it right now.

Thanks for watching UFC so we don't have to.

I'm sorry, but the worst call in UFC history was that one time I decided to chip in for a UFC PPV.

Any chance he was just bored watching them sit on the mat like that? Can't blame him for ending it if so.

too hot, hot damn

I wouldn't use the thoughts of Doug Gottlieb as a benchmark for - well, anything, really. He's absolutely dreadful on multiple levels.

It sends a bit unfair to have a player's wife as a linesperson...I assume.

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

let's all go to starbucks to discuss this further.

"we try really hard not to over-promise in headlines, and for the most part don't. Sure we try to make them memorable and interesting to get people to click on them and read the content within—and use swear words, humor, irony etc.—but the general philosophy is that while lying headlines result in a short-term traffic…

It's the strongest of all takes.

Many war crimes did feature shooting guards.

Are people never allowed to grow and evolve in their perspectives? When I was 17-20, I regularly espoused my beliefs that civil unions were fine, being trans was all made up nonsense, that abortion was wrong,and that affirmative action is bullshit.

Literally every power forward from the Jordan era is looking at this and going, "pssssssshhhhh...."

Hassan Blindside

How else is he supposed to welcome Ndamukong Suh to Miami?

A thrilling game that shows how irrelevant the college basketball regular season can be.

"making the cat 'dance' on the other person" ................?

"Whatever, dude. I get handcuffed at second base like three times a game."