C'mon. I get that nobody got decapitated, but Whiteside fucking tackled a dude in the NBA—a sport where nothing close to tackling is allowed.

"I wanted to marry you or have you adopt me"

Avoiding the question with a joke isn't going to get by us, Kevin. Aren't there better stories at 11 P.M. on a Monday in February? Pretty clear case of clickbait here.

Bad things about Steve Carrell: He is not, currently, my best friend.

For real. It's hilarious to hear the adults in these videos talk about poor sportsmanship when the NBA is built on perverse incentives to tank. This is purely a failure of whoever drew up the bracket; you can't blame the teams for working it.

Maybe I'm in the minority, but by making it advantageous to lose, you are asking for situations like this. Just make it a single elimination tournament and you wouldn't have this problem.

I was going to offer a point by point rebuttal to this but then realized the article was about "famous" athletes, so, yeah, I'll just be on my way now.

Shouldn't this have been filed to Adequate Quarterback?

Hey! Don't steal my life philosophy!

That Kansas City Chiefs helmet?

Roses are red

Am I alone in thinking DP has a pretty good show? I mean, Mclovin gets on my nerves but I'm fairly sure that's his intended purpose. But when I work from home, it's DP I keep on for ambient distraction.

He never catches that ball without the referee picking Revis.

Before all the free-speech crusaders get here, I'm OK with this kind of censorship if it spares me all the bullshit hot takes from the on-air announcers, the inevitable FCC backlash, and the Joe Buck-ian style chastisement from everyone else.

He did such a good job stealing defeat from the jaws of victory that I half expect the Democratic Party to hire him to run their next presidential campaign.

Yeah, uh, Reggie Bush wasn't back there to push anyone across the goal line for the championship.

Suck it, '12s.' See you next time the bandwagon rolls through town.

You know...it seems incredibly fitting that this is the way the 2014 NFL season ends.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

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