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Bullshit, dude. Chad Ford is a scumbag and has no excuse. This should be treated at least as harshly as plagiarism.

Man.. what's the world coming to...

In related news...

sounds like that superintendent's statement may be half-horseshit

"Eli, here are the balls you requested for today's game. Pick 6"

oh my god stop talking before I put a cocktail fork through your temple.

I always heard you Penn staters were insane but goddamn

Oh great, another Scott Van Pelt story.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

How is Piazza a suspected juicer, but not the guy that pitched until he was 46?

On the one hand, Schilling's percentage evolved from 29.2% to 39.2% over the past year. On the other hand, he has no idea what I'm talking about.

That's amazing. Both boxing and the Astros were noteworthy.

No, I kept the same lines as you. Robataille was a beast in that game. I would just fly down the left side and blast shots that went in every time. Of course, the easiest way to score in that game was a wrap around. The goalies never moved back to the other side of the net.

Typical Deadspin exaggeration. I count at least 10 people in the stands.

<Michigan AD on phone call>
Michigan AD: "Yea, I'm married, does it matter? You'd do that for me? Really? I'd like that."
<Wife enters, agitated>
Wife: "Who are you talking to?"
Michigan AD: "It's Jim, from San Fran."
Wife: "Jim from San Fran at 3 in the morning <grabs phone>...who is this?"
Michigan AD: "It's Jim, from San…

He's a legit sociopath. Listen to him speak and it's obvious he's an intelligent, charming guy; the vicious cheap shots he delivers on the field are not "emotional in the moment" type altercations. He does that shit calmly and with intent.

They were probably talking about how weird it is that Bo got fired yet Sark still has a job.

Has anyone considered Marchman? Cause he definitely has a penchant for cereal murdering.