HE HATE TEAMS

Context does matter, but you are picking and choosing what context matters to you. As it stands, white people wearing dark makeup to appear black is the continuation of a practice tied to the mocking of black people, and often enslaved Africans, in the US. That’s the context for this. More context for this, which a…

He’s basically what the movie “Rookie of the Year” would have been if the kid had been Ben Shapiro. 

Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban. 

Kickoffs should be eliminated from along with the rest of football.

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one struggling to get to first base in high school

He’s clearly not a winner in the game of grammar.

rooting for BU is like rooting for the child of a Monsato/Walmart marriage.

DUKE WINS!!!! Enjoy your consolation stars with all the rest of you losers.

Frankly, I have no idea how Kinja works. But, if there is any way to isolate everyone who stars this post I am banning all of you.

No cheap shot at Duke? Is this even Deadspin?

This analysis belongs in the grays with me.

Only a Deadspin writer would try to say Pareja somehow came out ahead in any way in that scenario.

The real question I feel should be asked is who are these untrustworthy people they are loaning money to?

For some reason, I read this entire article as if it concerned Britney Spears the first time through. It was very confusing until I looked closer.

It looks like you have the video cued to begin right after the important events, but maybe that’s just on my computer. Anybody?

A video, in honor of what is one of the greatest Deadspin comments in memory.

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!