Fuck football at all levels.  I’m done.

“The shot was always________ (whatever direction it missed)“

A little off subject, but my wife swears she was creepily offered a limo ride by Alan Thicke, leaving LAX. She was 18 at the time.

The correct question is: "Who the hell cares?"

Always video game truthers.

Why does deadspin suck so much on the weekend? In general their level of content has been falling of late.

Just keep shooting. You'll score eventually.

My six year old likes them. Gets to the Browns; He says, "Holy Smokes!" As a Ram fan, I approved of the light blue and yellow change in the link.

That's funny. That Wrap Around was considered cheating in my family. We called a "cheap goal". Any sort of side to side in front of the goalie was viewed with the same eyes as E.Honda's fists of fury. We were fans of the one timer. Gretzky was the king. I love that game. It might be the thing I was best at…

They were great. But Hrudey was pretty terrible. He could not stop a Jeremy Roenick breakaway to save his life. Did you change lines to put J. K. in the same line with Gretzky? I rolled with Sandstrom and Robataille as my wings. Blake was a beast as well on the first line.

I was just thinking, "Hey, Deadspin kind of sucks this weekend, oh yeah, that's right, Timothy Burke."

Excuse you, a team of girls would be 8-3 in the ACC.

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If that doesn't get you out of the grey's, I don't know what will.

Why isn't Ricketts starting?

"Hating Tory"?

Thanks for clearing that up.

What The Fuck are you on about?

Hockey players on other hockey players. Football players on women.

Nice try.