On the contrary, I thought I was quite clever with most of my comments. Not all of them were A+ material, but my batting average was pretty high. But never mind my comments, I still can't get over how good of a name lolcatsz is. It's like you have your finger on the pulse of the modern culture.

Thanks. The whole thing is really like a concept piece. There are quite a few layers.

Also, I feel flattered that I was able to elicit your 3rd response in the last 6 months. You must have felt pretty passionately about my dipshittedness. It's a shame you don't comment more, "lolcatsz" is such a good user name, especially here on the internet.

Mocking, being; really what's the difference? Right, dipshit? Go Fuck yourself. And stop looking at my past, man.

Oh, I get it. She's a black woman, just like Pam Oliver. SSE, you are quite a racist troll. But at least you're an approved commenter. You've got that going for you.

Wow. That was disappointing. I'm sorry you aren't nearly as clever as you imagine yourself to be.

Who the hell approved your garbage comments? Based on my experience; if it's bad and on Deadspin, it's probably Sean Newell's fault.

Deal. As long as we film it so Sam Biddle can write a post about it, complete with a link and detailed description. This is great. I think we are becoming friends.

Then I'm glad I came through for you. God damn, I can't figure out if I want to hug you or punch you. How bout both?

I did. Thank you. I love your icon. Can I use it while I visit the bathroom? It will only take about 5 minutes.

With all sincerity, Chupa. You are crushing this thread. Well done.

Oh, now I get it. Your act is being lame on purpose. Ok. Not bad. At least you have committed to the character.

You're right Chupa, I don't get it.

Yes, another approved commenter making jokes about murder-suicides. Apparently, in Deadspin Land, the trolls are those who don't make inappropriate jokes. Now I get the "Dead" part in deadspin. Goodbye, Deadspin. I am off to a more respectable, noble sports/news establishment, BleacherReport.com (Fuck Me, I…

Oh you did read it. (At least half) So nice of you.

Not exactly the level of response I expected from an elite deadspiner such as yourself. I apologize for taxing your attention span and reading ability. Since a standard paragraph seems to be beyond your reach, I will adjust to fit your needs: Go fuck yourself.

Can't wait to see all of the approved commenters making jokes about the death of young person. They're going to be so funny.

Mr. NeedlesslyCombinedStereotypicalMexicanCulturalReferences, thank you for your prompt and incoherent responses. Allow me to address your assessment of my profanity. First, the charge of humorless is moot, for I was never attempting to elicit humor with my comments. Second, I would contend that my use of the…

http://deadspin.com/white-sox-bone… Fuck you. I do. I didn't think it was that interesting last week, and it is not that great of joke now. Now fuck off and let me fight for the "grays" (spelled correctly; i.e. " a unit of ionizing radiation". Now who doesn't fucking get it?)

No. I fucking get it. It's just not very clever.