Thank you, Mr. Forever, for proving that the approved commenters are no better than us grays.

Is it just me, or has Deadspin been really shitty the last couple of days?

What the fuck is wrong with you, Sam Biddle? Why not a horse? Rhino? Cow? Im sure there are tons of other videos of dudes fucking animals. Even for deadspin standards this is pretty terrible. And I thought Sean Newell was the terrible one. At least he is just boring.

Let me try this again. I think I speak for everyone: Fuck overly emotional Dog owners! Leave them at home. Do not take them everywhere you go.

Oh wow. You, win for pure evil trollishness. So many levels.

Wow. Thank you, Christopher. I can't believe I hadn't noticed the misspelling. Sincerely, thank you for bringing that to my attention. It has been corrected. Oh, and one other thing: Fuck dog owners!

As a Blazer fan, this is simultaneously painful and hilarious.

Lazy.

I think I speak for everyone: Fuck cyclists!

The Portland Blazers bench is so bad I was surprised not to see it on this list.

Really, Everyone? Damn.

Are Sean Newell days always this bad?

My goodness. My soda just ended up on the floor. Thank you for posting that.

Beware the Zionist rage.

No apologies necessary. It was actually more of a stretch than an obvious reference.

Stretch.

Is it weird that I assumed from the picture this was a story about the German team?

You have my attention.

Underrated comment.

There were so many self-references in this piece, I would have sworn it was Drew M.