Is Marcus Mariota White Boy Roy? I'm just trying to figure out which reason to call you stupid.

St. Louis County Police demanded an apology immediately.

That wasn't quite a "tepid" reaction. That was more of a "we're an all white audience and this is so spot-on it's making us really uncomfortable" response.

I always read this lists just to see what ranks below "being hit by a car". I was hoping it was going to be "pop".

Miranda Sings is a crazy multi orgasmic lay. Take that to the bank!

This is the obligatory reply portion of our programming: I hadn't thought of that, maybe they were bad on purpose. Total waste of funny people time.

Although low on the list, Blitzen did give us one of the better band names out there - Blitzen Trapper.

Timothy Burke, you are a massive cunt tool. Go fuck yourself into a parallel universe where you have a real job.

""If a male broadcaster had said: "Girls, girls, you're both 5-6," as you just did, Deadspin would blast him for making a sexist comment - and they'd be right.""

Doesn't make it right...

Somehow Timothy you have both made a huge error and, with this explanation, made yourself an even bigger dork.

I'm not sure what's more entertaining, the clip or seeing gawker get beat around by the monsters they created in the comments.

You're quoting Megamind? That's way worse than when I just thought you were making sexist comments.

"Girls, girls, you're both 5-6." Jezebel. Hello?

Probably not the best idea to go with the girls comment when one of the schools is involved in the coverup of a premeditated violent gang rape.

...that's seriously the commentary you came up with?

I’m sure it’s a coincidence that all the comments correctly calling Tim a sexist POS are still pending and will continue to be that way.

Using "girls" as an insult is crappy.

What the fuck timothy? You sexist piece of shit

Do your Jezebel friends know you're using sexist language now?