On the plus side, it looks like he's finally gonna see some court time.

As a cyclist (and a driver), I always yield to the 2300+ pound object that can very easily kill me with no additional effort.

What a fucking bum. I don't have any punchline or joke here, he's just a loser.

Woah guy, what are you trying to say about Halo?

But seriously though, fuck cyclists.

Oooooh, is this performance art where you two pointlessly argue back in forth in a piece about a stupid, pointless argument?

No, no, no. Fuck EVERYONE.

No, just fuck cyclists who blow through stop signs in front of me. Traffic laws apply to you too, fuckwits.

Finally!! Thank you.

The tanning bed, roided up douchebag was going to church? Riiiiiiight.

Well, you for starters, apparently.

I was less put off by the insensitivity of your comment than by how obvious and unfunny the joke was.

Smoke was in fear for his life. DRIVE YOUR GROUND!!! 2nd Amendment.

It is good that you feel this comfortable being so wrong in public.

my first time seeing that too

Oh my God, I can't believe I never saw the Everett has feeling wrong blooper tape. I clicked it and completely lost it. I could not stop laughing, and the tears were streaming down my face. I feel as though I was deprived. Thank you Deadspin, Youtube and Captain Homeless.

"Sorry that I am so delicious"

Can we bring back Tuesday Night Fights just for the Spidey fight?

Great googly-moogly how have I never seen that before. I'm literally in tears over here.